3G = Ghana, Golf and Goats

Mr Secretary, After a fine game of golf at the Celebrity Golf Club in Accra Ghana today, there ensued a discussion on whether the course was to be qualified as a goat track or not. The participants in the earlier match between Ghana and China did not seem to be occupied too much with this issue, nor was I as my golf partner and I had won the game by the time we Teed off the 16th hole. The cool Star beer afterwards helped settle the issue, the caddies received a nice tip and we all agreed that, as nobody had lost a ball in the lagoon nor was anyone bitten by a viper, plus that the scorecards were sponsored by Porsche, the course was not quite a goat track. With that, I humbly report my visit to a new country. MvH